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My husband, unaware of my $1.5 million salary, said: “Hey, you sickly little dog! I’ve already filed the divorce papers. Be out of my house tomorrow!” But 3 days later, he called me in a panic…

By morning, Iris had already dug into public records.

Yes, Damon’s name was on the deed.

But he didn’t understand how that deed had actually been funded.

At 8:12 a.m., he banged on my door. “I said tomorrow! Don’t push me!”

I opened it halfway. “I heard you,” I said. “You’ll hear from me soon.”

He scoffed. “With what power? You don’t have any.”

I nearly laughed.

Because he had no idea.

Three days later, in a hotel suite, I sat signing documents with Iris when my phone lit up with Damon’s name.

His voice wasn’t arrogant anymore. It was shaking.

“Listen—we need to talk. Now.”

I looked at the divorce papers and replied calmly, “No.”

I kept my voice neutral. “Which accounts?”

“All of them!” he snapped. “My checking, my business line, even our joint—”

“Our joint one?” I repeated.

He swallowed. “They also said my mortgage didn’t draft. And some security guy is here saying I need to leave until the ‘ownership review’ is done.”

Iris raised her brow—our strategy was working.

“Ownership review,” I echoed.

Damon’s voice cracked. “What did you do?”

“Remember when you said it was your house?” I asked.

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